Once upon a time there was a little boy named Jon. He was an adorable toddler who enjoyed banging pots and pans in the kitchen (Jon is the sassyface on the left.)
He grew up and one day met a girl named Michelle. One time, they had a party for New Year’s and everybody dressed up, even Earl the Cat. When they were picking out a dress for Earl, Michelle said, let’s get this sleek, tasteful black one. But Jon said no, if the cat is going to wear a dress, it’s going to be pink with ruffles.
They took a little family picture to commemorate the beautiful moment:
After this event occurred, Michelle did what any girl in her right mind would do, and that’s to make that man hers forever and marry him. They did, and it was amazing.
Then one day (today) Jon turned 30.
Happy 30th Birthday to the most wonderful boy in the world!
You can leave your own happy birthday messages to Jonny in the comments if you want. Or you can just gush about his fabulous taste in cat clothes. Whatever you like.
